This girl is more easily done than said...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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