I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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