i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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