And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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