It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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