we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I have post one night stand depression
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
