oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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Oh Jesus.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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