the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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