bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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