just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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