And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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