This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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