we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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