I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Dick very happy bro
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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