we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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