is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
As shirtless as possible
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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