It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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