giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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