Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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