I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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