trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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