Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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