I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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