Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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