My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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