she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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