ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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