I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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