Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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