There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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