Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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