In the future we'll all be gay
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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