I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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