I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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