Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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