No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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