Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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