Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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