Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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