And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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