THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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