his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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