You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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