ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Randomize
