I just saw a hot homeless man
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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