I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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