THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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