i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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