Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Who died my cat blue again?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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