just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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