Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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