i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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