Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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