I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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