Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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