If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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