And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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